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Greetings. I am The Evil Sock, welcome to my secret lair. Here you will find a daily—or nearly daily account of my rise to World Domination. Call it a journal if you like. The moron holding the pen can get on my nerves, but The Evil Sock will tolerate this nuisance … for now.
You and the rest of the world are invited to tremble in fear as I chronicle my meteoric rise to power. These diary entries will be your new history in the making. Right here... right now.
Take a moment to tell your friends about my evil plan. They will be glad to know that a sock has risen to rule the world! Be sure to read everything I write, it really does go a long way to helping out my cause of global domination.
Finally, don't hesitate to send me hate mail. Your fear and misunderstanding of my genius diary is not only flattering, it’s quite amusing to The Evil Sock.
You and the rest of the world are invited to tremble in fear as I chronicle my meteoric rise to power. These diary entries will be your new history in the making. Right here... right now.
Take a moment to tell your friends about my evil plan. They will be glad to know that a sock has risen to rule the world! Be sure to read everything I write, it really does go a long way to helping out my cause of global domination.
Finally, don't hesitate to send me hate mail. Your fear and misunderstanding of my genius diary is not only flattering, it’s quite amusing to The Evil Sock.
9th March 2007
How Did My Friends React Upon Finding My True Identity?
My fiendish plan has turned off many of my so called “friends”. I wanted them to help me in exchange for a share of the glory and maybe a bit of Czechoslovakia or Hungary; but no, they decided they would go over to the “Light Side” (or rather stay on it, ’cause I went over to the “Dark Side” and they weren’t interested). But of course, who needs friends? In the tiring goal of World Domination (to which my plan has almost succeeded!), I have discovered that it is not friends that matter, but my minions, who remain faithful ’til death. And if they aren’t I’ll kill them anyway.
On my first day of Secondary School, I met Amy (i.e. The Evil Gnome), who, like me, wished to take over the world. We decided to team up and do it together. Of course, there were obstacles, but we fought them and here we are. (Or rather, here I am, because this site belongs to The Evil Sock and no-one else)
How Did My Friends React Upon Finding My True Identity?
My fiendish plan has turned off many of my so called “friends”. I wanted them to help me in exchange for a share of the glory and maybe a bit of Czechoslovakia or Hungary; but no, they decided they would go over to the “Light Side” (or rather stay on it, ’cause I went over to the “Dark Side” and they weren’t interested). But of course, who needs friends? In the tiring goal of World Domination (to which my plan has almost succeeded!), I have discovered that it is not friends that matter, but my minions, who remain faithful ’til death. And if they aren’t I’ll kill them anyway.
On my first day of Secondary School, I met Amy (i.e. The Evil Gnome), who, like me, wished to take over the world. We decided to team up and do it together. Of course, there were obstacles, but we fought them and here we are. (Or rather, here I am, because this site belongs to The Evil Sock and no-one else)
10th March 2007
What Made Me Decide To Take Over The World?
Well, as many of you have been asking me, what made me decide I wanted to take over the world? I decided after I became 11, I wished to be a ruler, a leader, a dictator!
I wanted to be different—but what difference is it from one dictator to another? Then it came to me in a role of brilliance. I would be a sock. Many of my people laughed at this idea, but I went through with it. I do not wish for friends, I prefer slaves. They are fun to torture.
My only friend in the world I plan to control is Evil Gnome, for she is my helper, and I will never offend the Power of the Gnomes. No – matter – what!
What Made Me Decide To Take Over The World?
Well, as many of you have been asking me, what made me decide I wanted to take over the world? I decided after I became 11, I wished to be a ruler, a leader, a dictator!
I wanted to be different—but what difference is it from one dictator to another? Then it came to me in a role of brilliance. I would be a sock. Many of my people laughed at this idea, but I went through with it. I do not wish for friends, I prefer slaves. They are fun to torture.
My only friend in the world I plan to control is Evil Gnome, for she is my helper, and I will never offend the Power of the Gnomes. No – matter – what!
11th March 2007
Who Will Rule Where?
A lot of people have asked who will rule where they live. Well I have a list here if you would care to read it…
Evil Gnome = Africa, Antarctica Europe, and all the Oceans.
Evil Sock (i.e. me) = N + S America, Asia and—wait for it—Space! Fine… be mean…
Who Will Rule Where?
A lot of people have asked who will rule where they live. Well I have a list here if you would care to read it…
Evil Gnome = Africa, Antarctica Europe, and all the Oceans.
Evil Sock (i.e. me) = N + S America, Asia and—wait for it—Space! Fine… be mean…
12th March
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Just making sure that everyone’s aware of that fact…
I met a banana today. He said he would like to become an assistant to The Evil Sock—unfortunately I already have Evil Gnome. I let him down gently, but told him not to be too disappointed because I would make his world amazing. He left happy (ish).
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Just making sure that everyone’s aware of that fact…
I met a banana today. He said he would like to become an assistant to The Evil Sock—unfortunately I already have Evil Gnome. I let him down gently, but told him not to be too disappointed because I would make his world amazing. He left happy (ish).
13th March 2007
I have met my rival. Evil Alien is trying to find me. He will not! I WILL DESTROY HIM!!! I have about 37% of the world on my side, he has about 42%. I have better weapons because he still thinks we are in the days of sword-fighting. Well, I'm not going to tell him about Weapons of Mass Destruction. I have a few suicide bombers as well but I'm not particularily excited about them because I do not wish to destroy my followers. I will not be writing for a while because I am declaring war against Evil Alien and cannot take my laptop with me on aeroplanes...
I have met my rival. Evil Alien is trying to find me. He will not! I WILL DESTROY HIM!!! I have about 37% of the world on my side, he has about 42%. I have better weapons because he still thinks we are in the days of sword-fighting. Well, I'm not going to tell him about Weapons of Mass Destruction. I have a few suicide bombers as well but I'm not particularily excited about them because I do not wish to destroy my followers. I will not be writing for a while because I am declaring war against Evil Alien and cannot take my laptop with me on aeroplanes...
24th March 2007
I'm back. After 11 grueling days of fighting, I am back. I will be writing quite often now, because I am ashamed to say Evil Alien beat us. But it was a Phirric Victory! I killed off 9% of his followers and he only killed off 2% of mine! and as I had less followers than him in the first place I have now got 35% and he has 33% of the world!!!
I'm back. After 11 grueling days of fighting, I am back. I will be writing quite often now, because I am ashamed to say Evil Alien beat us. But it was a Phirric Victory! I killed off 9% of his followers and he only killed off 2% of mine! and as I had less followers than him in the first place I have now got 35% and he has 33% of the world!!!
25th March 2007
OMIGOD!!! The banana I met on the 12th of March was a secret spy of Evil Alien, he has betrayed me!!! I will not stand for this, I will check for other bananas upon my collection of admirers, they will be thrown out of society forever! (Except my friend Bob...)
OMIGOD!!! The banana I met on the 12th of March was a secret spy of Evil Alien, he has betrayed me!!! I will not stand for this, I will check for other bananas upon my collection of admirers, they will be thrown out of society forever! (Except my friend Bob...)
31st March 2007
I have just been at another war with Evil Alien. All banana's have been removed from the vacinity (except Bob) but that didn't stop him guessing I lived where all the locals called the local sock place. Typical! They never could miss a good gossip. Well, it did them no good as Evil Alein burnt down the town. I am an inflammable sock so I was OK but I have to admit it was a little scary...
I have just been at another war with Evil Alien. All banana's have been removed from the vacinity (except Bob) but that didn't stop him guessing I lived where all the locals called the local sock place. Typical! They never could miss a good gossip. Well, it did them no good as Evil Alein burnt down the town. I am an inflammable sock so I was OK but I have to admit it was a little scary...
23rd April 2007
And another war. This is getting tiring...
I am thinking of only writing once a week nowadays. I do not have the time to write if everytime I move I get the whole town smashed to smithereens. (Does NOT make me more popular with the locals)
And another war. This is getting tiring...
I am thinking of only writing once a week nowadays. I do not have the time to write if everytime I move I get the whole town smashed to smithereens. (Does NOT make me more popular with the locals)
26th May
This diary is finished. Over. Kaput. Zonk. I will never write in here again. Many reasons because I am dead, or about to die any second. But I have brought down Evil Alien with me! He is dying in the corner over there >>> and in a disgusting way too. I ripped his guts out. 'OH SHUT UP, I'M DYING TOO!!!' Typical. Ah at last. He's dead. Now I can write in peace. He - ISN'T DEAD AFTER ALL (well he is, but his soul isn't) AND NOW I AM DYING TOOOOO-
And.
Everything.
Ground.
To.
A.
Stop.
This diary is finished. Over. Kaput. Zonk. I will never write in here again. Many reasons because I am dead, or about to die any second. But I have brought down Evil Alien with me! He is dying in the corner over there >>> and in a disgusting way too. I ripped his guts out. 'OH SHUT UP, I'M DYING TOO!!!' Typical. Ah at last. He's dead. Now I can write in peace. He - ISN'T DEAD AFTER ALL (well he is, but his soul isn't) AND NOW I AM DYING TOOOOO-
And.
Everything.
Ground.
To.
A.
Stop.
EDITORS NOTE.
All charactars in this diary are simply fictional. Any resemblance or simalarity to people in real life are purely coincidental. This website is just a work of the author's mind.
All charactars in this diary are simply fictional. Any resemblance or simalarity to people in real life are purely coincidental. This website is just a work of the author's mind.
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